She Wouldn’t Let Me Merge, So I Followed Her Home…DAMN
My close friend followed a lady to her home today, because the lady wouldn’t let her merge into the lane so that she could exit to get home. My friend said the freeway was extremely busy and that her frustration was a result of the lady speeding up when she was trying get over to get off on her EXIT. After she missed getting off on her exit my friend decided to follow the lady to her home because she was so upset. They ended up arguing and my friend assaulted the lady… The cops showed up and my buddy was ARRESTED… DAMN
12 Parents Charged For Child’s School Lunch DEBT… DAMN
Jeannette, PA school district said it gave parents of students who owed money from unpaid lunch bills plenty of time pay down their child’s debt
DAMN many parents choose not to pay the lunch bill and have had criminal charges brought against them by the school district
We Slept Together, But I Don’t Remember Your Name…DAMN
My close friend asked me today how many women have I slept with, and if I knew the names of all the women I slept with over the years. My response was I think I know the number, but can’t remember all their NAMES… DAMN
At what point should you be forgiven for not knowing the name of a female or male you’ve slept with from you past? Someone who is 100 and can’t remember the name of someone they slept with when they were 20 I think would be excusable, but if you are 25 and can’t remember the names of the the people you slept with a few years ago then What is that saying about YOU?…
Maybe…..
The person they slept with has a difficult name to remember? Maybe the changed their name and you can’t remember what their name was when you slept with them? (Any woman who slept with Chad Johnson, NFL wide receiver for Cincinnati Bengals, is forgiven if they can’t remember what his name was before he changed it to Chad Ochocinco). Or maybe the person took a hard fall recently and is having a difficult remembering some past events?
Or Maybe, Just Maybe….
THE PERSON HAS JUST SLEPT WITH WAYYYYYYY TOO MANY PEOPLE ? (DING DING.. I THINK WE HAVE A WINNER!!)
Drunk Officer Fires Gun In Patrol Car… DAMN
Texas Police Department says 27 year old officer Kelly Beemer – off-duty and intoxicated, discharged her weapon in a squad car while fellow officers were trying to take her home
DAMN she went to jail and was released on bond. She is charged with one count of discharging a firearm in a municipality.
Uninsured Woman Shoots Self To Get Medical Attention…DAMN
Kathy Meyers who’s unemployed and doesn’t have health insurance says she shot herself so that she could get treatment for a painful shoulder injury… The idea didn’t work and she didn’t get the care she thought she would from the gun shot wound
DAMN the case has been forwarded to the prosecutor’s office to decide whether she will face criminal charges for shooting a weapon within city limits.
Dutch MiniSkirt Models Ejected, and Two Arrested… DAMN
Group of 36 mini-dress wearing women were ejected from the Holland-Denmark match when Fifa heads accused them of wearing the outfits to promote (Bavaria) a Dutch beer brand that was not one of the official sponsors (tactic known as “ambush marketing”).. Only Budweiser beer is allowed to be marketed in the stadium
DAMN Bavaria is accused of Ambush Marketing which is illegal in South Africa, and 2 women were arrested and released on $1300 bail for their role in sending the women to the game in the mini-skirts
Lisette Lee “BUSTED” With 506 LBS OF MARIJUANA…DAMN
Lisette Lee was arrested, Monday, June 15, 2010, after allegedly flying to Ohio on a private jet with 506 pounds of marijuana in 13 suitcases.
DAMN she is facing up to 40 years in prison and a fine of up to $2 million if convicted
Intoxicated Men Found In MUD by Cops…DAMN
22 year old Christopher Holtz and 23 year old Brandon Thomas both of Hamilton, Onatario became very intoxicated after leaving the St. John’s Fest in the City of Niagara Falls
DAMN State Troopers found Holtz naked and covered in mud, sitting on the roadside and Thomas passed out and covered in mud in a ditch near Saunders Settlement Road. Both men were taken to Mount St. Mary’s Hospital where they were treated and released.
American Pie’ Actor Chris Klein Arrested…DAMN
Actor Chris Klein was arrested early Today on suspicion of drunken driving after he was spotted weaving across lanes on a Southern California highway
DAMN his blood alcohol level was almost 3 times the legal limit and faces jail time since this is his 2nd time (1st 2005) being arrested for DUI.
