My close friend asked me today how many women have I slept with, and if I knew the names of all the women I slept with over the years. My response was I think I know the number, but can’t remember all their NAMES… DAMN

At what point should you be forgiven for not knowing the name of a female or male you’ve slept with from you past? Someone who is 100 and can’t remember the name of someone they slept with when they were 20 I think would be excusable, but if you are 25 and can’t remember the names of the the people you slept with a few years ago then What is that saying about YOU?…

Maybe…..

The person they slept with has a difficult name to remember?  Maybe the changed their name and you can’t remember what their name was when you slept with them?  (Any woman who slept with Chad Johnson, NFL wide receiver for Cincinnati Bengals, is forgiven if they can’t remember what his name was before he changed it to Chad Ochocinco).  Or maybe the person took a hard fall recently and is having a difficult remembering some past events?

Or Maybe, Just Maybe….

THE PERSON HAS JUST  SLEPT WITH WAYYYYYYY TOO MANY PEOPLE ?  (DING DING.. I THINK WE HAVE A WINNER!!)

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