So I tell this girl I’m dating that she looks like someone famous…  She asks me “who”…  I tell her a star named Raven Riley…  She said, “Really, Isn’t she a PORN star asshole”…  I need to stop watching so much PORN… DAMN

 I told a guy that wanted to have sex with me that since we are are ONLY friends we can’t, and that the only way we would have sex is if we were boyfriend and girlfriend… So after our discussion he called me later that night and asked me to be his girlfriend…  The next night we had sex for the first the time as boyfriend and girlfriend and it was wonderful.   The following day he dumped me…DAMN

WORKING ON A NEW ONLINE SHOW FOR DAMN MOMENTS… SO KEEP CHECKING BACK DAILY!!!  A LITTLE HINT:  “I’M GOING TO BE IN FRONT OF THE CAMERA TRYING TO BE A “DAMN” STORYTELLER”

SHAWN