So I tell this girl I’m dating that she looks like someone famous…  She asks me “who”…  I tell her a star named Raven Riley…  She said, “Really, Isn’t she a PORN star asshole”…  I need to stop watching so much PORN… DAMN

Woman is “caught on video” putting a case of GUINNESS beer up her skirt and WALKING out the Store…

Deer invades a Utah home on Christmas Eve, and ran over the families Christmas gifts trying to escape. The deer was there for about 2 hours until wildlife officers could arrive.

25-year-old Mostafa Kamel Hendi was knocked out by 26-year-old Derek Mothershead (store clerk) when he walked in the We Buy Gold store in Hendersonville,N.C.

Married for Money BUT Our Sex Life Sucks… DAMN

Elvis the “Cranky Croc” (16 FEET long and weighs more than a 1,000 pounds) lunged at an  zoo worker and stole the LAWNMOWER he was using.  Zoo is located in Australia

 
While cleaning the West Bank church in preparation for Orthodox Christmas celebration about 100 monks and Greek and Armenian Apostolic priests began yelling and swinging brooms at each other inside the Church of Nativity in Bethlehem.   Speculation is that the fight was over areas of authority within the church….

 I told a guy that wanted to have sex with me that since we are are ONLY friends we can’t, and that the only way we would have sex is if we were boyfriend and girlfriend… So after our discussion he called me later that night and asked me to be his girlfriend…  The next night we had sex for the first the time as boyfriend and girlfriend and it was wonderful.   The following day he dumped me…DAMN

At least 50 adults and kids were involved in the fight which is rumored to have broke  out because of a rumor that Lil Wayne and Drake were visiting mall (Mall of America).  As a result of the brawl at least 9 people were arrested…